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Crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
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Muffian • Muffin • muffin man • muffin head • muffin button • muffin time • muffin tits • muffin topping • Muffinchop • Muffin Fucker
Muffin kisses
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
muffinhead
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020
Wagga muffin
Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
Wagga muffin by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015
Muffin lovin
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it
Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Muffin lovin by Double triple May 16, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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