Top Definition
a man with a very small penis who take great delight in showing it to everyone he knows. he likes to swifty people at random, and is liable to accuse you of being gay as he shags a man.
he finds girls with the name melvin very sexy, and will not hesitate to jump on top and smurf any sleeping big ass black men he see's, and this includes any homeless men.
Damn, that moirbees has a needle dick
i know, he swiftyed me once with no lube
OUCH!! DAMN!
and he smurfed me
unlucky dude!!
by Mark "kinky bastard" johnson December 01, 2006

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