Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.

Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and I regret it. My brother came up to me while i was sleeping. I was on my back and he grabbed the front of the elastic and pulled up real hard (a melvin) and was holding me in the air. I woke up and was trying to stop him but he had my hands tied in a rope behind my back. He was 17 at the time. So he was strong. Then when i fell asleep again he gave me a hanging wedgie in our bathroom on a tail rack and I couldn't get down.He probably did this because he always made fun of me for wearing briefs and not boxers like him.

It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.

When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and this particular night I was wearing a pair from 3 years ago so they were VERY tight. So when I was sleeping one night my brother (who was 16 at the time so hes big) came in and tied up my hands and I am a heavy sleeper so i didn't notice. Then he grabbed the waistband front of my tighty whities and pulled up real hard (giving me a melvin) and was holding me in the air and i kept struggling and he was laughing. Then he drags me into the bathroom and hung me on a towl rack, giving me a hanging wedgie. It hurt very bad. Then he pullled off my pants while i was up there and hid them and so I was hanging there just by my underwear thats all I was wearing. Then my other brother came in and took a picture of if and i kept telling them to stop but they made fun of me for wearing tighty whities.

Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.