Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.

When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and I regret it. My brother came up to me while i was sleeping. I was on my back and he grabbed the front of the elastic and pulled up real hard (a melvin) and was holding me in the air. I woke up and was trying to stop him but he had my hands tied in a rope behind my back. He was 17 at the time. So he was strong. Then when i fell asleep again he gave me a hanging wedgie in our bathroom on a tail rack and I couldn't get down.He probably did this because he always made fun of me for wearing briefs and not boxers like him.

It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.

Look at those three girls all wearing Ugg boots......what a bunch of melvins.

dude 1: hey look at that dude.
dude 2: he looks like a melvin.
dude 3: thats his name.
melvin: (walks up) hey arent i just the greatest?