Mocking off 

To copy someone or something in a gay ass way.

allan was mocking off indiana jones with his man bag/ satchel.

Mocking off by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010

monking off 

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

monking off by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

monking off 

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.

1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on

monking off by laticannon February 28, 2012

Macking Off 

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

Macking Off by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

mackingoff 

The act of iwacking while viewing pornography over the internet

Marton and spindy were ashamed and embarrassed when mark walked in and ibusted them mackingoff

mackingoff by CC Landers April 6, 2009