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mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

Mindhunter Profiler 

Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!

minddumping 

A description of speaking the contents of your head without really thinking about any of it.
She had a serious minddumping habit going on, one that her husband was the unlucky beneficiary of, almost every day after working at the prison.
minddumping by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
Goosebumps on your brain

Mind=blown
Brainjizz

🤯

That feeling you get when your reality is altered through one's own senses being stimulated.
**the climax of your favorite movie**

You: *Mindcumming*

**holding your child for the first time**

You: covered in Mindcum
Mindcum by exaddict February 27, 2021
Midhump is where someone is having sex and the guy is not all the way in when someone bust in the places and catches them. i.e friends or parents walking into a room while your having sex or a stranger or cop busting you in the back seat of a car.
Hey man, sorry about just walking in last night. Dude, you caught us midhump, you had better be sorry.
midhump by hiddendemonfl August 12, 2007

mindrumetarius 

Any person born under the star sign Mindrumetarius (May-September), or the star sign itself. Traditional Mindrumetarius characteristics include forgetfulness, physical inflexibility, and extreme hotness.
Whoa! From down here, you look like a Mindrumetarius!
mindrumetarius by McGraw May 2, 2005