Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

MichaelBaySplosion 

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

MichaelBaySplosion by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011

Michaelallen 

A true man which one first name is not enough to satisfy his animalistic and powerful presence. Truly a god amongst men

Amy: Your such a michaelallen Michaelallen.

Michaelallen by Bean_daddy July 15, 2018

MichaelJaye 

The ideal boyfriend for almost any girl. Creative, strong, athletic, but not so smart! This is the kind of person best to be a friend but not as a cheat on a math test

MichaelJaye is amazing

MichaelJaye by Source7777 September 16, 2018

Michaëlly 

Michaëlly is a girl that has a strong sense of humor and likes too laugh. Her smile affects everyone.She is a loyal friend.She is smart (sometimes) and strong. She likes too live at her fullest even tho she has family issues, friend issues and other.

Michaëlly is so funny!

Michaëlly by stepsister123 December 29, 2020

MichaelaLife

The most pretty and lovely young lady I've ever met! You're a stupid idiot if you leave her. She makes you laugh and grin when you're down, even while she's dealing with her own troubles. A child of God and a servant. She is a really humble and lovely person. MichaelaLife is a wonderful, caring friend. She's the type of buddy who will always be there for you.

She is very gorgeous!! I desperately want MichaelaLife to be my best friend.

MichaelaLife by Lincey Valerie June 17, 2021