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Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.
"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."
Merpes by R1Jesse February 16, 2010
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meresloth 

The twitter tag for Meredith Stepien's sloth form name. Originates from Starkid's show 123ever. Owner stole the sloth from a zoo when she and her friends had too many. Her owner later tried passing her off to an unsuspecting customer at the laundromat where she works. The customer just wanted his blue jacket. He was originally going to get a dog that year, but a sloth isn't that different.
#meresloth
meresloth by NotLaurenLopez October 15, 2013
Related Words
Merpes • merps • merpies • Marpessa • MEEPES • merjes • Merped • marpesia • mepes • Meresa

mereseini 

a mereseini is someone who is friendly, caring and funny! everyone needs a mereseini!
“you have such an amazing personality, you’re definitely a mereseini!”
mereseini by jeonwonwoo November 21, 2021

MereSeth 

Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.

A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before
Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever
MereSeth by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022
A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.
Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples
Merples by little.blonde.one September 3, 2016

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.
mertesucker by 151bar151 March 24, 2016
A half human half octopus hybrid creature. Like a mermaid but instead of a fishtail it contains octopus tentacles. They tend to be relatively "salty" creatures

***Disclaimer: be careful how you pronounce it***
Carly: "Victoria! A Merpus is a thing!!! It cant be a mermaid if it has octopus legs..."
Merpus by Kissyface June 1, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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