Meat Hamper 

A Vagina that supplies satisfaction to the lonely Penis. A Slut's Vagina.

I can't seem to find anyone else to have sex with. Can i fill your Meat Hamper?

Meat Hamper by Hairy biscuits November 7, 2009

Meat-Hammer 

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

Meat-Hammer by Matty D November 22, 2004

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

Meat Hammer 

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK

I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.

Meat Hammer by Smash Brown March 9, 2005

tiberious meat hammer 

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

tiberious meat hammer by rich horak December 15, 2006

meat hammer 

a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.

That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.

meat hammer by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

meat hammer boy by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014