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1.
Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.
"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"
by Matty D November 22, 2004
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2.
The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK
I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.
by Smash Brown March 09, 2005
39 15
 
3.
a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.
i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.
by kozimoto June 18, 2008
6 1
 
4.
a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.
That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.
by MrPrefect July 21, 2006
15 18
 
5.
Jack In The Box restaurant
"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."
by that one guy August 11, 2003
7 25