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oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay 

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

i wish i knew you wanted me 

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse 

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me 

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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