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Mattipulation 

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
Mattipulation by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
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manipulation station 

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train
Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

manipulation 

To alter a persons perception put them on the side of the abuser instead of as the victim blurring the line between right and wrong no matter how you change it in my mind it's still wrong.
Don't start your manipulation with me
manipulation by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 21, 2020

media manipulation

paying a media comglomerate to selectively report information in order to turn the customer into a bigot.
i paid $50 a month just to watch propaganda produced by Big Business!!!
media manipulation by ggunit August 5, 2004

Media manipulation

Where the media controls the news via print and television, restricting what people have access to therefore controlling public opinion, what you dont know might just hurt you!
or,
the less you know the more you believe.

Also extends into the movie making business which is controlled by small groups over many generations.
I believe americans unfortunatly suffer from media manipulation. Europeans had a much different coverage of what happend to the fourth jet on Sep. the 11th.
Media manipulation by Anonymous April 22, 2003

space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time
Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."

Manipulationship 

a relationship where someone is being manipulated and controlled by their partner
a manipulating relationship - manipulationship

where one partner uses something against the other person (eg. emotional blackmail, violence or humiliation) to get the other person to do what they want
Manipulationship by Lix Smit October 28, 2009
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