Matthew Barnett
A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013
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