Matapuka! 

Another way to say motherfucker in a nigerian accent.

"I cant get jiggy wit this matapuka!"

Matapuka! by Cpt Poo September 18, 2009

Matauka 

Beatiful Zambian goddess who probably has an awesome circle of friends. She is very sweet, caring, everyone loves her, fun to be around, and really intelligent. Everyone wants to be around her because of her gentle spirit, and is considered lucky to be in her presence. One day, she will probably change the world. Has a slight problem with oversleeping, but makes up for it with her awesome nature. Overall, one cool customer.
*can also be used as a verb.

Wow, really? That's such a Matauka thing to do!

Matauka by Moolahmike77 March 2, 2011

tomasi matapula 

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.

*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".

tomasi matapula by Idkwya December 10, 2013