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A failure as a man and especially as a potential romantic partner. A man who consistently disappoints and is unreliable. He's not mean or an outright douchebag, but does not meet the most basic requirements one would expect in a man.
He's still whines about his divorce from 5 years ago. He's 40 and doesn't have a job. His cell phone got cut off so he couldn't call to tell me he was running late for our date and he didn't even walk me to the subway after I picked up the tab. He's really nice, but a total maleure.
Maleure by fieldsish July 28, 2010
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Nerd Majeure 

Derived from force majeure. The irresistible compulsion (exclusive to otaku and other nerds) to correct, or at least point out, inconsequential petty mistakes or inconsistencies in language, reproduction or representation.
My overwhelming desire to be pedantic with this Urban Dictionary entry is a result of nerd majeure.

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I am compelled by nerd majeure to point out that in frame 3754 of (random anime movie), the alien's third tentacle has no shadow.
Nerd Majeure by ithcy February 16, 2006
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force majeure 

Literally, French for "greater force" and in older contracts, an "act of God"- an event beyond human control, such as weather, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc. In insurance and travel contracts, this is the "weasel phrase" meaning "shit happens", or at greater length, "it's out of our hands, so we don't have to do anything for you" - if your flight is cancelled because of weather, it is considered to be cancelled because of force majeure and in most cases you are SOL for lodging, meals etc. until they can arrange to get you out on another flight, perhaps days later.
From one airline's "Conditions of Carriage":

FORCE MAJEURE EVENTS
American (Airlines) may, in the event of a force majeure event, without notice, cancel, terminate, divert, postpone or delay any flight or the right of carriage or reservation of traffic accommodations without liability except to issue an involuntary refund. The involuntary refund will be made in the original form of payment in accordance with involuntary refund rules for any unused portion of the ticket. American will also reserve the right to determine if any departure or landing should be made without any liability except the afore mentioned involuntary refund.

Force Majeure Event Means:

Any condition beyond American's control including, but without limitation, meteorological conditions, acts of God, riots, civil commotion, embargoes, wars, hostilities, disturbances or unsettled international conditions - actual threatened or reported. Also, because of any delay, demand, circumstances or requirement due, directly or indirectly to such conditions, or
Any strike, work stoppage, slowdown, lockout or any other labor related dispute involving or affecting American's service, or
Any government regulation, demand or requirement, or
Any shortage of labor, fuel or facilities of American or others, or
Any fact not reasonably foreseen, anticipated or predicted by American.
force majeure by JDiver June 7, 2010

force majeure 

The sexual position that involves having intercourse during a catastrophic event such as an earthquake, hurricane, tornado or wildfire.
We totally did it force majeure while watching Hurricane Sandy on the weather channel. It was hot.
force majeure by mos fet January 28, 2013
The most skilled rogue on Altar of Storms World of Warcraft PvP realm.
I once watched "Malere" kill a resto drood in full wrath while he took on a shadow priest at the same time.
Malere by Ruby51 June 29, 2010
Maluree is a kind hearted female. She is always there to talk to and will listen. She is the most beautiful person in the world.
Maluree is the nicest person you will ever come across
maluree by 💅🏻 June 11, 2019

Malheured 

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
Malheured by Pierced69 May 5, 2023