If you live in a mobile home, and purposely decide to place it anywhere in Tornado Alley, you're not allowed to be upset when an F3 touches down and throws your single-wide a good half-mile away. Sorry.
by Anger Wagon March 28, 2008
by Why yes, I think I do. May 15, 2007
A variation on a deep throat blowjob, wherein the giver takes not only the entire penis, but the scrotum into her mouth, and simultaneously licks the anus.
I was going to break up with her, but after she gave me a tornado, I forgot how ugly she is, and the fact that she's sleeping with most of my friends.
by lapd.pc November 07, 2012
Well, a REAL tornado is a funnel of air which decends from the clouds, (Most likely to be Cumonolibious) and reaches the ground, destroying anything in it's path. A tornado useally lasts for 15-20 minutes, with wind speeds up to 300mph! On the 3rd April an outstanding 24 tornadoes occured in Tornado Ally. (Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Texas) The tornado season starts from around April to August. Beware!
There was a tornado (Also known as a twister, cyclone or even mistakenly called a hurricane) in The Wizard of Oz, starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale. The film was made in 1939. There are several tornado films too such as, Atomic Twister, Tornado, Twister, Night of the Twisters and Tornadoes - we hardly Knew Ye. There was an episode about tornadoes in Eerie Indiana.
by Barney Leigh April 07, 2005
Bad Ass wind thing... F'ks up houses, trees, trailer parks. makes cows fly, Helen Hunt make out with men and drives women wild when the tounge creates the cyclone motion in the safety of the cellar if u catch my drift :P
by Gibbons29 September 05, 2011
a violent destructive whirling wind accompanied by a funnel shaped cloud that progresses in a narrow path over the land taking out everything in its path.
by rome clone November 12, 2004
by Ssonic November 02, 2004