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Mackelle 

A mackelle is a beautiful ginger that can be a little blonde at times. She's funny and random and annoying only on purpose. All the boys go crazy for mackell. If you see her on the street she's most likely wearing flannel that she special ordered because of her pettit figure.
"Damn. Did you see that girl mackelle? She was like bouncing off walls last night!"

"Mackelle isnt serious but she's seriously gorgeous!"

"Mackelle is lil a heart breaker!"
Mackelle by Pearlcaroline January 23, 2017

Mackellar girls campus

says no drugs but ummmmmmm yeah
Why there drugs on the floor. Must be Mackellar girls campus

Fishy MacSwell 

A little fat security guard with a gay moustache. Drives a shitty white van and likes to go out with wrinkly drag queens. Probably the most boring man on Earth, definitely the ugliest.
Who's the repulsive fat guy with Goofy Granny?

That be Fishy MacSwell, the most boring bastard on God's Earth.
Fishy MacSwell by Lumpbag May 16, 2009

Mackellar Girls Campus

Mackellar Girls Campus is the definition of a bitch school. Every girl either smoked weed in year 7 or will forever live in their parents basement. We can’t tell what is higher: them or their skirts.

Everyone knows that if Warringah Mall got bombed Mackellar’s population would halve. You can see the angsty girls walking around with their headphones because they are too povo to afford airpods. They always have either gum or a dick in their mouth.

Mackellar girls like to compete with stella for the saint augustine’s boys in who can get their stomach pumped first. Mackellar often loses and gets stitched up with bally. If the abortion clinic had frequent flyer points, Mackellar would be platinum. You know what they say... Mackellar girls can do anything
Person 1: Who’s that being arrested?
Person 2: Ah, must be from Mackellar Girls Campus

leon mackellar 

a shit taker who has the smallest dick ever and he munches on his own and wanks over boys, he jizzs on his male teacher because he gets turnt on and goes hard over chickens and he is the biggest bastard ever
"do u no leon mackellar"
"fuck yh his dick is miget"
"i know right, its unbeleivable"
leon mackellar by princess8 November 4, 2011

mackellar girls 

mackellar girls high school is one of the worst schools to exist. everyone is a two faced bitch that cares more about bally boys than their best friend. they suck off every boy they make eyesight with because they are so desperate for male contact. they all get with each others ex and shit talk all their friends. they try to get with the saints boys but mackellar is too povo to ever compete. so instead they go for bally boys and get into two week relationships then cry when he dumps her bc shes annoying. they think they are top shit and threaten to bash everyone but in reality you could sit on them and their lollipop legs would snap. they wear too much fake tan and one wipe and their career is over. they like to form small groups with balgowlah boys until the boys then realise that the girls are so irritating and drop them after two weeks. the girls still think they are best friends and tries to fw them every single day but on the other side bally boys talk so much shit about the girls. do not think that bally boys is a good school either bc u lot r just as odd as mackellar. grow up xx
person A: what school do u go to
person B: mackellar girls

person A: EW don't come near me