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Happy Holidays, I love you, thanks for everything mbw!
MBW by lemadcow January 10, 2011
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Masturbating Behind the Wheel meaning while you are driving, you are jacking off.
That man who stopped at the red light winked at me so I blew him a kiss back. When he drove off i realized he was MBW-ing.
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mbw: my balls when

a more pronounced way of saying mfw but mbw. use whenever possbile.
you: keshi can suck a fat fart
me: mbw deez nuts 21
mbw by exmptty June 24, 2022
"He who walks on all fours", the beast-God of the South-American Kothoga tribe. This creature is most famous for its appearance in the novel "Relic" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
"Fuck, dude! Mbwun just totally ripped that guy in half and ate his insides!"

Mbwun by Robert The Excellent April 13, 2009
A close level of friendship between bros. It’s not just friends, but mbwue is from a bro to another bro, or a bro to a chick, that you can be fully real with. There’s no filter or bullshit, your mbwue is someone who’s got you no matter what.
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What’s up mbwue!?
He’s my mbwue...
My mbwue Alex..
mbwue by Buddyboy January 11, 2021

MBWA (Managing by walking around) 

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.
Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?
Mercedes benz World Racing - a Computer Game
"Duede I played MBWR the whole night!"
mbwr by Jankk February 28, 2009
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