Lunenburg, MA 

Lunenburg is a small, rural town in Massachusetts. If you're looking for a fun thing to do, cool places to see, and awesome people to hang out with, go anywhere else. I mean it, anywhere else.

It is surrounded by: Fitchburg, Leominster, Lancaster, Shirley, Townsend and Ashby.

Guy 1: hey how come we never hang out at your house?
Guy 2: because bro i live in Lunenburg, MA
Guy 1: ohh, that sucks dude

Lunenburg, MA by randyword September 14, 2011

Lunenburg County

A relatively small (47 000 people) county on Nova Scotia's scenic South Shore. Tourist haven in the summer, cold and bleak in winter. Home of the best beaches in Canada, and weed that flows as plentiful as water. A very exciting place, if you're 90.

Let's go to Lunenburg County and visit the Fisheries Museum of the Atlantic.

Lunenburg County by olga bityerkokoff February 23, 2009

lunenburg moment 

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.

-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.

lunenburg moment by mckat May 3, 2018

Lunenburg, NS 

A historic seaside town of about 3000 people on Nova Scotia's South Shore. German people settled sometime in the 1700s. Nothing to do unless you're a tourist or an old lady.

Lunenburg, NS: A drinking town with a fishing problem

Lunenburg, NS by olga bityerkokoff February 23, 2009

Lunenburg High School

A small high school in central Mass. with a lot of kids who don’t give a fuck, and go to Umass Amherst for college

Hey did you hear Lunenburg High School went into lockdown again?

Oh yea the bear did come back.

Lunenburg High School by rip me 1847 September 16, 2021