1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.
by cabbagehats March 20, 2011
1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood

2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.

2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 04, 2011
The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.
I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?
by Petey Flyy April 02, 2007
A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
by Tude November 28, 2006
girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.
Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.
by Veno-mous boy August 05, 2006
One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.
w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~
by Lumberjack emily September 17, 2011
A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left
Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
by Anf August 02, 2009

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