To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.
Brock has been pissing me off would you help me lumberjack him?
by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker November 08, 2008
The sexual act, coined by Michael Edward Hickey and Joseph Michael Young, when a woman is on all fours betwix two males, one entering her vagina (or anus), the other through her mouth. The two men then lock wrists, and pull back and forth like old-time lumberjacks using a two-man saw. Often called an LBJ for short, popular in southern Illinois colleges.
Hey Michael, that chick looks like she'd be down for a LBJ, Shotgun anus!
Yes Joe, She's ripe for a lumberjack!
by Samuel Gompers September 15, 2006
A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.
"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"
by Lumberjill21 January 21, 2012
When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'
Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
by b2darian334 February 01, 2009
Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.
Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!
by StillChasing1 April 24, 2008
A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.
see monty python
by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003
simultaneously puking and deficating.
I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.
by Jason Andrew July 27, 2006

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