Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.
Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!
A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.
Stuffing a handful of Cinnamon Red Hots candies in your girlfriend's snatch prior to an extended car ride mistakenly thinking it will induce sexual urges. It never works.
Sometimes referred to as The MotorCity Hot Seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jackass from Detroit.
Biff: Before our trip to Houghton Lake I gave my girl The Hot Seat. 30 minutes later she was washing her cooch in a truckstop sink. Damn. That thing looked like Oopsy The Clown sticking his tongue out!