Life Condom 

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.

Life Condom by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007

Life Condom 

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

Life Condom by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly

Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.

life condiments by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016