LTMFB
LTMFB by sarcasticsam October 10, 2012
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LMFBOAT
L - laughing
M - my
F - fookin
B - booty
O - off
A - at
T - that
Pronounced like "limf boat" in speech.
M - my
F - fookin
B - booty
O - off
A - at
T - that
Pronounced like "limf boat" in speech.
Person 1: "Yo! Did you hear about that person that's so concerned about being stalked that they only put their initials on their social media page? I found their LinkedIn profile!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
LMFBOAT by Xx_bigbrainboi_xX December 27, 2020
LMMFBO
Friend1: *sees something hilarious*
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
LMMFBO by ImperialFleet1 February 17, 2023
LTFBR
Acronym for Long Term Fuck Buddy Relationship...
For those of us too independent for a real relationship, too horny to be single, and too wise to just sleep around with whomever.
For those of us too independent for a real relationship, too horny to be single, and too wise to just sleep around with whomever.
"Look, Bob, I know you like me, but I don't want anything more than an LTFBR."
-- "You mean.. you want a long-term relationship based soley on sex?"
"Yes."
-- "So no dates, no presents, no meeting the parents, no drama?"
"Right!"
--"PERFECT!"
-- "You mean.. you want a long-term relationship based soley on sex?"
"Yes."
-- "So no dates, no presents, no meeting the parents, no drama?"
"Right!"
--"PERFECT!"
LTFBR by kimbathecat February 11, 2007
lmfbao
lmfbao by Knee-Grow10 August 19, 2007
LMFBAO
LMFBAO by Sweeterness May 22, 2009
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