Keywords 

Words that are used to lock or unlock metaphorical doors for which they are not keyed too!

"He broke in with them Keywords!"

"Their Keywords locked me out!'

Keywords by CriminalOnCrime September 26, 2023

keyword-ese 

The term refers to people who search stuff only in keywords, and not in full sentences.

An example of how a person using keyword-ese would look something like this: Mole butt cancer
Whilst a person who googles in full sentences would do it like this: can the mole on my butt be a sign of cancer?

Guy: Why’s your search history so weird?
Girl: Oh I search in keyword-ese.
Guy: No, not that. I was referring to the midget porn.

keyword-ese by Åh nå October 27, 2019

Keyword Whore

A person who adds unrelated tags to his or her work on the Internet. Often considered a variant of attention whore, due to the attempts at inviting a larger public to look at that person´s work or profile.

Jen is a keyword whore because she uses Dingodile as a search tag, but he does not appear in her pictures.

Keyword Whore by Lalapalalapaza September 23, 2008

keywordbookmarks 

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keywordbookmarks by www.keywordbookmarks.com May 8, 2019

AOL Keyword 

Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.

Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*

AOL Keyword by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005

AOL Keyword 

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."

AOL Keyword by Houman July 5, 2005

Keyword spam

The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.

Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.

Keyword spam by suckedoffonaferry June 13, 2012