11 definitions by Houman

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.
You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!
by Houman February 01, 2006
A statement used to express extreme distaste and some sympathy for a foolish person who's acted in a regrettable matter. Popularized by Mr. T.
I pity the foo who didn't bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.
by Houman December 08, 2003
In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 01, 2006
In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 01, 2006
Ass monkey
There he goes eating out another asshole. What a total imBen!
by Houman April 09, 2003
1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice
Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!
by Houman February 15, 2005
Peeing when you have syphllis. Ouch!
by Houman April 17, 2003

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