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5 definitions by suckedoffonaferry

 
1.
The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.
Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.
by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010
 
2.
A Combination of shorts and jogging bottoms, worn mostly by chavs.
I see your sporting your new shoggers you sexy rascal, you'll be getting bare gash.
by suckedoffonaferry March 15, 2010
 
3.
The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females
Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"
by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010
 
4.
A Film I'm going to release in the future.
-Did you see Dawn of the Dead last night?
-Yeah, that film was amazing!

-You seen that film that's coming out on friday?
-Which one?
-The one with Leonardo Dicaprio in it?
-Oh yeah, we should go watch that film, it's meant to be the best out in years.
by suckedoffonaferry August 22, 2010
 
5.
The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.
Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.
by suckedoffonaferry March 06, 2012