Kettleitis 

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.

"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"

Kettleitis by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

kettlefish 

the answer to the riddle:"lives in a lake and creates hot water" a kettlefish

john: yo sick guy check out moi pimped car yo nigga
dave: hey retard check out my kettlefish!
*john dies*

kettlefish by afi_al January 17, 2006