Kellerman Drunk 

When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.

I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "

Kellerman Drunk by boston_shua October 5, 2016

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.

Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.

sam kellerman by it's a riddle October 25, 2004

Kiley Kellerman 

Annoyinng

Oh that girl? She’s such a Kiley Kellerman

Kiley Kellerman by Shgdjdididhnxnx January 30, 2018

Jason Kellerman 

I sexy lover of men, although all the girls follow him everywhere

Jason Kellerman is banned on Roblox.

Jason Kellerman by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022

wellerman

The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.

Soon may The Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

wellerman by donsfwtx January 13, 2021

killerman327 

A guy who will automatically assume you are gay if you start a conversation with him. Stalks guys houses and looks in their windows. Gay. Is obsessed with mac users. Will want to bone you if you happen to be gay and having a conversation with you. Is a leather fanatic..chaps. Is obsessed with pretending he gets a new boyfriend all the time. Tells people he is bi, when he is obviously...NOT.

Person: Have you heard of that guy killerman327 ?

Person 2: Oh yeah that guys a little cunt. Always after virtual penis.

killerman327 by Yeahmanmikeysuckscunt January 17, 2009

Kellerkind 

from German "Keller" = cellar & "Kind" = kid.
Refers to a person who always sits in their room in darkness, often in front of their computer, and has pale skin.

Person A: I've never seen Fred outside his house. And dude, have you seen his skin!?
Person B: ikr, he's such a Kellerkind.

Kellerkind by Kellerkind93 November 17, 2011