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Kagg; noun- a person who should be working but is just milking the clock , doing anything besides working while on company time. sneaking off to take a nap or to do something that is not part of your assigned work detail .

to Kagg, Kagging; verb-ducking out when you are supposed to be working.
Joey got fired for kagging at work.

Joey got caught smoking a jay & watching porn down at the job site....he's such a lazy Kagg.
Kagg by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 7, 2019
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1-A person who has a very stupid voice and acts like a douche bag, only more douchy.
2- Slang term for penis.
Dude, did you see Trent last night? He was acting like such a kagg.
Kagg by jesse coch February 3, 2008
Related Words
kagger • Kagg • Kagga • kaggot • Kaggar • Kagged • kaggen • Kaggin • Kagging • kaggles
Look at that kagg....let's make fun of him.
kagg by bread infection November 30, 2009

simon kaggwa njala 

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.
- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)

Bagge's kagge 

If you walk down the street and see a fat man with a huge kagge, it was probably Bagge's kagge. With a diameter of 423 lightyears this may be the largest mass in the universe. Once consumed Bengan and learnt all the electricity-learning. Together with his baht he will soon overcome Thanos in power.
Holy shit, is that Bagge's kagge? We better seek shelter before we get sucked in!
Bagge's kagge by SimonLovesJill December 4, 2021
A "Keep America Great" supporter
There sure are a lot of kaggots at this rally today.
Kaggot by Poodonympoopoo March 11, 2020
Rape by emitting bodily fluids over a victim.
Kagging by Tenchimaru Draconis March 15, 2003
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