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KnitFlixing
(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.
KnitFlixing by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014
KiTFoX
KiTFoX: Named after a breed of North American fox, KitFox is all at once internet handy man, global law enforcer, and general guiding force of nature. In recent years, many people have taken to "giving their problems" to kitfox, in similar ways that many Christians will "let go and let god."
Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna) while others maintain that KiTFoX is a force of nature, put in place by some all seeing persona to right the worlds wrongs and enforce any given areas of truth and morality. Either way, many believe that one day the entire globe will utter the unofficial "prayer" of "Contact KiTFoX" when faced with life's troubles.
Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna) while others maintain that KiTFoX is a force of nature, put in place by some all seeing persona to right the worlds wrongs and enforce any given areas of truth and morality. Either way, many believe that one day the entire globe will utter the unofficial "prayer" of "Contact KiTFoX" when faced with life's troubles.
Person A: "Mt computer is broken."
Person B: "Contact KiTFoX."
"My girlfriend left me, I should contact KiTFoX."
"That man just beat up that old woman and took her purse! Quickly, someone contact KiTFoX!
Person B: "Contact KiTFoX."
"My girlfriend left me, I should contact KiTFoX."
"That man just beat up that old woman and took her purse! Quickly, someone contact KiTFoX!
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knitfitti
Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.
Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"
knitfitti by the other jess December 30, 2008
Kyitty
(Kyt-itty) Keeper of the most spectacular beard in the known universe, driver of the most insanely awesome Tacoma and general manly-badass. Currently he is secluded away in the mountains attempting recharge from his colossal fandom of gorgeous women. If you're ever lucky enough to meet this man, take a photo because meeting someone as incredible than this, is more rare than killing a dragon.
All women everywhere: I wonder where Kyitty has disappeared too, I miss relishing in his glorious beard.
All men everywhere: I wish I was as much of a man as Kyitty is. Maybe I could finally get laid!
All men everywhere: I wish I was as much of a man as Kyitty is. Maybe I could finally get laid!
Kyitty by thewonderwall December 6, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"