kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.
KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive
AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.
AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.
by facekicker September 3, 2009
Abbreviation for: Kill Me In The Face
1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.
2. Statement of frustration.
1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.
2. Statement of frustration.
OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!
KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.
My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!
KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.
My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!
by SmellyMatter April 27, 2011