Jurgens 

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."

Jurgens by Truth246 January 18, 2017

Sienna Jurgens 

The cutest thing on roleplay

omg you know sienna jurgens? she's adorable!

Sienna Jurgens by tessasheldonn January 12, 2012

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Jurgen 

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!

For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!

Jurgen by dollan April 23, 2022

Jorgenson 

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

Jorgenson by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Jurgen Flopp

An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses

Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind

Jurgen Flopp by Amazing 1356 May 30, 2021

jergens 

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007