Junckered

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A British term to describe getting absolutely pissed out of your skull on two bottles of brandy, wearing odd shoes and waddling around like you’ve shit yourself while pretending to be the Fuhrer of the United States of Europe.

“Hey Roger, do you fancy going down the Pig and Cameron tonight and getting absolutely ‘Junckered’?”

Junckered by Master Baiter 1972 December 20, 2018

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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

whacker jackered by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Related Words

Junckered • cock junkered • Dunckered • Jackered • Juncared • Juncker • Junckerite(s) • Junipered • junkerey • whacker jackered

Junipered

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.

John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"

Junipered by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011

Jackered

To be massively muscluer and Beautiful

My Friend Joel is Jackered

Jackered by RedDeer July 14, 2011

Juncker

why isnt my son a doctor - his mother

pretzels on fookin fire - tautmars

he's single as a pringle - his wife

i like gay furry protogen sex - himself

Juncker is a term for being excessively obese used for YouTubers by british people

Butter: Hey, have you seen juncker?

Illuminati: Sorry, im racist, but not that racist.

Juncker by ThePowkerMan April 20, 2022

cock junkered

When there's been so much cock in and out of every end of ones being, its fair to say the ones being has been cock junkered.

I've had so much dick n balls I've became cock junkered along time ago.

cock junkered by j slang February 4, 2015

junkerey

The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only because the person is a single mom or has a deadbeat husband.

Look at that black hills gold and turquoise necklace she has on. It's so bad, it's junkerey.

junkerey by Kelly BRCB March 12, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026