Junckered 

A British term to describe getting absolutely pissed out of your skull on two bottles of brandy, wearing odd shoes and waddling around like you’ve shit yourself while pretending to be the Fuhrer of the United States of Europe.

“Hey Roger, do you fancy going down the Pig and Cameron tonight and getting absolutely ‘Junckered’?”

Junckered by Master Baiter 1972 December 20, 2018

whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

whacker jackered by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Junipered 

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.

John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"

Junipered by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011

Jackered 

To be massively muscluer and Beautiful

My Friend Joel is Jackered

Jackered by RedDeer July 14, 2011

Juncker 

why isnt my son a doctor - his mother

pretzels on fookin fire - tautmars

he's single as a pringle - his wife

i like gay furry protogen sex - himself

Juncker is a term for being excessively obese used for YouTubers by british people

Butter: Hey, have you seen juncker?

Illuminati: Sorry, im racist, but not that racist.

Juncker by ThePowkerMan April 20, 2022

cock junkered 

When there's been so much cock in and out of every end of ones being, its fair to say the ones being has been cock junkered.

I've had so much dick n balls I've became cock junkered along time ago.

cock junkered by j slang February 4, 2015

junkerey 

The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only because the person is a single mom or has a deadbeat husband.

Look at that black hills gold and turquoise necklace she has on. It's so bad, it's junkerey.

junkerey by Kelly BRCB March 12, 2007