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joshness 

to be josh or to be joshy
to be a fag
theres that josh cunt
joshness is fag
joshness by Tyroness September 17, 2008
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johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

johnessa 

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
"I would marry a girl like johnessa"
johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

johnessia 

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.
Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty
johnessia by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

Johnesse 

Johnesse is a person who can be very confident and outgoing , also somebody who can be very frustrated easily but gets through it she can be very mean sometimes but once you get to know her she very calm and chill but overall she is someone who you can talk too and very understandable.
Johnesse you are somebody that I enjoy talking too .
Johnesse by Sheistheoneforyou July 24, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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