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Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.
Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.
by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013
A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
by Joe carlin October 29, 2006
An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
by mandy man December 01, 2006
1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
by lil chy chy January 09, 2008
He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
by Coimiceoir February 02, 2009
That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.
If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.
by kapplemac November 25, 2010
the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet

and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!
girl1:why u in a wheelchair???

wheelchair girl:j-j-jo-jos-joseph ;D

girl1:i understand!!
by the john ;) July 13, 2009
a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.
Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too.
Fo'rilla? What a joseph.
by Joseph A.B.N. January 08, 2008