jon stewart
the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
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Jon Stewart
Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)
'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010
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jon stewart
Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
jon stewart by darkochick October 1, 2005
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is a
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
Jon Stewart by jewfetish July 19, 2009
jon stewart
1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
jon stewart by oberchode April 15, 2006
Jon Stewart
Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
Jon Stewart by HeatherLovesCorddry December 28, 2005
Jon Stewart
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
Jon Stewart by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
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