1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians.
3. Gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. A country with really hot girls.
1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel!
Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons.
Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!!
2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend!
3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel...
Jon Stewart: Wow.
4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it.
College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass!