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23 definitions by starwarsgeek133

 
1.
1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians.
3. Gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. A country with really hot girls.
1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel!
Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons.
Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!!
2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend!

3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel...
Jon Stewart: Wow.
4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it.

College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass!
by starwarsgeek133 April 20, 2010
 
2.
Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
by starwarsgeek133 September 05, 2010
 
3.
The majority of the definition writers here on Urban Dictionary. If you look up Jew,Muslim,Asian, or African American, then you are bound to find some racist definitions.
Racist people write way to many definitions on here. Therefore, Racist people should get a life.
by starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
 
4.
first of all, im really pissed about all these assholes saying that circumsicion maked youre penis smaller. IT DOESNT. In fact, it makes it better looking, better tasting, and maybe even bigger.
'Youre circumcised?'
'Yes, Im more immune to diseases.'
'lucky bitch.'
by StarWarsGeek133 September 12, 2009
 
5.
An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.
Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh

Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.

Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned

Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
by starwarsgeek133 August 18, 2010
 
6.
Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.
When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.
by starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
 
7.
A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 20, 2011