23 definitions by starwarsgeek133

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1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians.
3. Gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. A country with really hot girls.
1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel!
Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons.
Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!!
2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend!

3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel...
Jon Stewart: Wow.
4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it.

College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass!
by starwarsgeek133 April 20, 2010
first of all, im really pissed about all these assholes saying that circumsicion maked youre penis smaller. IT DOESNT. In fact, it makes it better looking, better tasting, and maybe even bigger.
'Youre circumcised?'
'Yes, Im more immune to diseases.'
'lucky bitch.'
by StarWarsGeek133 September 12, 2009
The majority of the definition writers here on Urban Dictionary. If you look up Jew,Muslim,Asian, or African American, then you are bound to find some racist definitions.
Racist people write way to many definitions on here. Therefore, Racist people should get a life.
by starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 20, 2011
Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.
When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.
by starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.
Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh

Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.

Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned

Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
by starwarsgeek133 August 18, 2010
1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.

2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
by Starwarsgeek133 May 17, 2010

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