Jazminisation
Following the theory of nominative determinism, it is the act of naming your infant daughter in a manner that greatly increases the chances of her eventually earning a living by taking off her clothes for strangers.
Example of Jazminisation-
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"
Jazminisation by Kitty'sBitch October 8, 2011
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