4 definitions by Kitty'sBitch
So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.
by Kitty'sBitch April 6, 2012
Those surprising moments of wisdom that rarely occur during conversations with otherwise shallow and seemingly useless members of society.
A Skankspeare moment
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"
by Kitty'sBitch February 6, 2010
Following the theory of nominative determinism, it is the act of naming your infant daughter in a manner that greatly increases the chances of her eventually earning a living by taking off her clothes for strangers.
Example of Jazminisation-
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"
by Kitty'sBitch October 8, 2011
Those with what Dan Dennett describes as "belief in belief". Generally, science minded atheists who believe that such figures as Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, A.C. Grayling, Jerry Coyne etc. would do best to keep quiet about the matter, prefering the accomodationist approach that has been unsuccessful for the last several decades.
A. The godlycoddlers are upset that Dawkins has released another book.
B. Well sure, society wide change always works best when the proponents of change sit down, shut up, and know their place.
B. Well sure, society wide change always works best when the proponents of change sit down, shut up, and know their place.
by Kitty'sBitch July 19, 2009