A self-proclaimed intellectual! In all actuality, this individual is the worst type of so-called smart person since their knowledge is collected from any internet search engine they can access quickly enough to stall for time in hopes of being first to having the answer to whatever stupid discussion this individual is involved in.
Person 1: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Person 2: Mmmm?
Noise from Person 2 computer: Keyboard keys furiously clicking away!
Person 2: ACTUALLY, If a tree falls....
Person 1: Shut your face with those interwebsmarts! I just saw you on Wiki!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"