Implodding

1. The act of one's phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a mass of text messages

2. Not to be confused with "imploding" by Grammar Nazi's intent on shaming you mercilessly.

I can't make the party, my phone is implodding.

My pants are in the process of implodding.

by whiteknightBLAM January 26, 2013

head-imploding

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

by MikeTheWise January 4, 2009

ipodding

The act of illuminating the genitals with the use of ipod backlight during a 69.

Micheal "ipodded" with Jane to illuminate her vaginal region during a sexual encounter.

by Jon Stuber and Peppi Roni April 22, 2005

Imploding star

A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.

This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.

1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?

2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.

1 - again huh?

2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again

by Tintorera October 6, 2010

iPodding

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket

I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!

by Seps September 23, 2005

ipodding

using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.

We were all sitting around, texting people and ipodding.

by wewerelaughingalltheway September 23, 2011

imploding

When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.

Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.

by The public imploder January 11, 2014