3 definitions by MikeTheWise

vittles

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

by MikeTheWise October 18, 2007

head-imploding

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

by MikeTheWise October 18, 2007

victuals

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun
1. any kind of edible food
plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

John: Hey dude wanna go get some vittles?
Joe: Uhm actually thats spelled victuals, and sure.
John: How can you tell . . . we're talking . . .

by MikeTheWise October 18, 2007