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Humphalumpagus 

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"
Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015
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humphage 

The rate at which one humps
OMG your humphage is crazy!
humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

humpface 

1. to hump one's face
2. a face that looks as though it's been humped
Yeah, we fooled around, then I gave her a humpface.
humpface by chrisamacpherson November 12, 2007

humphead 

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment
HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker
humphead by Zach September 23, 2004
When you have contempt, rarity from my little pony did it ask her too if you want a good definition

It is also a term a spoiled brat or snobby rich person would use when they think they have been treated in a way that is absolutely unacceptable!
Random rich snobby person #1: Well I never! Humpha!
Random rich snobby person #2: Harumph! *adjusts monocle*
humpha by peachcupid February 21, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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