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Humofact 

Humofact (noun) - describes what was said by someone to be not clear weather it was just humor or a fact. People often joke around about things that actually are true, but don't want to say straight forward. After a humofact other person, or group of them is left in unknowingness weather it was truth for a fact with a funny side to it, or was it just a joke that is not the truth at all.

It's fun to give people such humofacts for them to think about themselves. Much can be said through humofacts, while still hiding something.
-Oh this is such a nice gift, where did you get this?!
-I stole it, hehehe.
-Really? you stole it?
-I won't tell weather it is true or is this just a joke. It's humofact for you, dear.
-Oh well...

-So, Dexter, what do you enjoy doing on your free time?
-Killing serial killers, usually. (this part was true, but told as a joke - that's why it's humofact.)
-Yeah sure.. It's fine with me if you don't want to tell. Want to go to concert this weekend?

-Michael, what is this ring, is this like a wedding ring?
-No, I just spend my months payment for it, and no it is not a wedding ring. -Was said with a following smile, and silence afterwards.
-Are you joking? That's one more of your humofacts...
Humofact by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
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homofactual 

A person who can not keep his or her facts straight.
He is such a homofactual, he thinks Mexico is in South America.
homofactual by skabuck September 28, 2011
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Homofacts 

They aren't straight, they are gay facts
Guy1: dude that is straight facts
Guy2: you mean homofacts
Homofacts by Noah Malfoy August 19, 2021

homofactual 

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense
#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"
homofactual by laslo January 28, 2013

Humoractively 

The quality of being amusing or comic in a sense of engaging or ready to engage in physically energetic pursuits.
“Oh yes, I enjoy looking at life humoractively. It brings great joy into my life.”

“No Todd, your jokes are not humoractively contributing to society. Stick to your day job.”
Humoractively by Dr. Dakota November 7, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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