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Humofact 

Humofact (noun) - describes what was said by someone to be not clear weather it was just humor or a fact. People often joke around about things that actually are true, but don't want to say straight forward. After a humofact other person, or group of them is left in unknowingness weather it was truth for a fact with a funny side to it, or was it just a joke that is not the truth at all.

It's fun to give people such humofacts for them to think about themselves. Much can be said through humofacts, while still hiding something.
-Oh this is such a nice gift, where did you get this?!
-I stole it, hehehe.
-Really? you stole it?
-I won't tell weather it is true or is this just a joke. It's humofact for you, dear.
-Oh well...

-So, Dexter, what do you enjoy doing on your free time?
-Killing serial killers, usually. (this part was true, but told as a joke - that's why it's humofact.)
-Yeah sure.. It's fine with me if you don't want to tell. Want to go to concert this weekend?

-Michael, what is this ring, is this like a wedding ring?
-No, I just spend my months payment for it, and no it is not a wedding ring. -Was said with a following smile, and silence afterwards.
-Are you joking? That's one more of your humofacts...
Humofact by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
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homofactual 

A person who can not keep his or her facts straight.
He is such a homofactual, he thinks Mexico is in South America.
homofactual by skabuck September 28, 2011
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Homofacts 

They aren't straight, they are gay facts
Guy1: dude that is straight facts
Guy2: you mean homofacts
Homofacts by Noah Malfoy August 19, 2021

homofactual 

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense
#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"
homofactual by laslo January 28, 2013

Humoractively 

The quality of being amusing or comic in a sense of engaging or ready to engage in physically energetic pursuits.
“Oh yes, I enjoy looking at life humoractively. It brings great joy into my life.”

“No Todd, your jokes are not humoractively contributing to society. Stick to your day job.”
Humoractively by Dr. Dakota November 7, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026