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A simple stick person with an unusually large smile with small and wide eyes ;usually adorable
That's a cute humson! How'd you draw it?!

humpsong 

noun- any song that became popular for being played in the background during extended make-out sessions that may or may not have culminated in actual humping

syn.- fucktune
Dido's "Thank You" is a good humpsong, but the first Enigma CD still reigns supreme
humpsong by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
humasn
you fucking spelled it wrong
no i didnt
FUCK OFF.
humasn by PUSSIC0TMAN252 May 22, 2018
Humayon is a narcissistic, egotistical, self-centred piece of garbage, but he's still nice. Humayon plays valorant at an unhealthy amount; however, he still gets solid marks in school. Humayon's way of flirting is insulting the other person consistently.
HI HUMAYON!!!!!!
Humayon by Humveer November 24, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026