Hortigation 

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

Hortigation by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

hornication period 

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

hovigation 

the use of your navigation system for the sole purpose of finding ho's to fulfill your daily sexual exploits

I'll just put the address in and my hovigation will find where you live girl.

hovigation by Rashaad W. December 17, 2007

hoetivation 

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

Hostigating 

To harass repeatedly.

My friend kept hostigating me until I picked up the phone.

Hostigating by Hostigating August 28, 2021

Hoetivation 

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

Hoetivation by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

Hoodigation 

To find out information in "da hood" for non police purposes. Very much like an investigation but for the gang

I gotta finish my hoodigation asap before I'm the next one to get done up.

Hoodigation by StayClassySJ June 30, 2021