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That thing in the back of your mind that drives you, no matter what seems to be stacked against you.
The corss country runner, Molly, had lots of motivation
by griff mccarthey May 08, 2005
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A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
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Hotties at the gym.
Exceptionally beautiful people at a gym or other place where people work out.
Heard at the gym: "Wow dude, there's a lot of motivation here today! I should have no problem busting out a gang of super sets."
"Hey, where's all the motivation today? A gym without a lot of motivation walking around is like working out with a weight set in your garage."
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what you obviously do not have because you are here, procrastinating. good job
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One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)
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*according to kelly rowland & lil wayne, sexual\love. (:
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You got some motivation?
by thisiswore July 17, 2010
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