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Hoeflicker 

a total bad ass who has many professional skills
DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER
Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

paige hofacker 

a person that is very annoying and rude that always tells people to get out of her beeswax and says i did not ask for yo two cents in my conversation thinking that she is so powerful . But she is very nice at some points and dates a weird dude named bentley payne (like df bro)
Paige hofacker is really weird.
paige hofacker by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017

hoeslacker 

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl
quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick
hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

Hoogacker 

He Who Gacks Hoes
Damn he Hoogackered tho Hoe last night.
Hoogacker by tuna68 February 28, 2010

Hoofmaker 

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.
"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."
Hoofmaker by Logger123 October 10, 2013

hoodlicker 

A step above window lickers. Essentially the bourgeoisie of the country.
Our fire chief is a real hoodlicker.
hoodlicker by Nine_eight November 13, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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