Hooflacker 

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

Hooflacker by doofle February 9, 2012

Hoeflicker 

a total bad ass who has many professional skills

DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER

Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

paige hofacker 

a person that is very annoying and rude that always tells people to get out of her beeswax and says i did not ask for yo two cents in my conversation thinking that she is so powerful . But she is very nice at some points and dates a weird dude named bentley payne (like df bro)

Paige hofacker is really weird.

paige hofacker by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017

hoeslacker 

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

Hoogacker 

He Who Gacks Hoes

Damn he Hoogackered tho Hoe last night.

Hoogacker by tuna68 February 28, 2010

Hoofmaker 

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.

"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."

Hoofmaker by Logger123 October 10, 2013

hoodlicker 

A step above window lickers. Essentially the bourgeoisie of the country.

Our fire chief is a real hoodlicker.

hoodlicker by Nine_eight November 13, 2021