4 definitions by doofle

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The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.
Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
by doofle January 15, 2013

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The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head
It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!
by doofle January 22, 2012

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1. A word that just sums up a cunty person or thing

2. The art of pissing in someones vag or bum.
1.

'Today is a proper pissfuck day'
'Sam, you are a fucking pissfuck'

2.

'Bend over woman, I'm going to pissfuck you in the bum bum.'
by doofle November 22, 2012

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a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.
'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'
by doofle January 30, 2005

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