Homoscrobe

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Someone who dresses in the style of or worse than a homeless person.

Homoscrobes are:
People who haven't showered, wear sweats, and didn't do their hair for school or work.

People who wear fleece pajama pants in public.

People who wear dirty "Juicy" shorts, when they shouldn't be wearing shorts at all.

Homoscrobe by Homoscrobe Hunter April 20, 2013

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homoprobe

A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.

"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"

homoprobe by jestermeister January 7, 2006

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homonecrobestiality

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

homonecrobestiality by Croz March 5, 2005

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homonecrobeastiality

having sex with dead male animals

I preformed homonecrobeastiality with my dog skippy.

homonecrobeastiality by ron goldmith October 17, 2003

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homoscope

Just like a regular horoscope, but for gay people. It features all the zodiac signs in a homosexual design. Some people say it is more accurate for same-sex relationships. There’s also shit tons of ads for homoscopes on all kinds of gay sites and dating apps.

Gurl, did you already read your daily homoscope?

homoscope by Joey D. Brooke March 1, 2018

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Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile

A person with the unruly tendency to have sex with dead, partially decomposed (to poop-like consistency), baby male animals.

Hey kids, the bible only condones fucking between a man and a woman. Don't become homonecrobeastopedofecalphiles!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!

Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile by AdawgChaydawg October 7, 2013

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homonecrobeastality

fucking a dead animal thats the same sex as you.
I.E. a girl could fuck a dead female bear if she didn't have sharon

homonecrobeastality was aprils last resort after she couldn't find sharon

homonecrobeastality by Ted71 May 12, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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